You're Famous?!

How many people can say that they know someone who's famous? Went to school with them, sang with them, personal friends with them...? The world shows you that you, music snob, are not famous. You spend a lot of your time practicing and criticizing those who can't match your technique. And now, they're famous. A whole lotta good sightreading and music theory did for you, huh? Maybe you should spend a little more time training your voice and stretching your creativity. Just a thought. Then again, pop music's got nothin' on Brahms...