Gyrate, Baby, Gyrate!

What a huge ego boost it is when you realize just how many people are clamoring for your attention... someone wants to dance with you, another wants to buy you a drink, another wants to sit down and have a chat with you about all of your interests... play the nonchalant one, the one who prefers a book to ear-deafening speakers. Smile coquettishly and refuse the drink, notice him come behind you. Keep talking, laugh lightly, smile and look him in the eye. Walk off. And watch them pine and plead like puppy dogs. And you're not even showing your legs. Who run the world?