On Guitaring

I think I understand why so many people learn the guitar. It's like, the easiest one-man band. Strum your guitar, you got all the chords, sing, and you're set. It's more portable than a piano, which is probably the ideal one-man band. No other instrument can do the same. Ho ho. That thought must have been instantaneous for others... slow. slow.

I think I'll go learn guitar.