My (Mostly) Selfish Reasons For An Apartment

• It's your "first apartment!" Like a rite of passage.
• No one to break my delicate dinnerware. Dad just broke my last smoothie glass.
• Everything is approved by me.
• I get to make shit.
• It's on me. And no one to yell about it or mess it up.
• Decorating! Furniture!
• My own kitchen... just me myself and I.
• People can come over without having to tiptoe over my mother.
• Sex can be absolutely spontaneous.
• Getting out of Orange County. Like I should have done 2 years ago.
• I can practice at 2 AM if I want to. Depending on the neighbors and thinness of walls.