Almost Died Figuratively

Horrible dream. It involved a guy who went to UCLA, a schoolgirl outfit, an AzN gang with a short, fat, muscular guy with a mowhawlk and very short temper and incredible strength, Eric Li, a carnival going on at UCLA, a Buddha t-shirt, and a green flowery Keroppi-ish tote. Messing with the wrong people at the wrong time.