He's Just Not That Into You

Even though all my past relationships have gone down the toilet, they were still quite meaningful. You learn something from it. And luckily, none of these "signs" presented themselves to me, or I surely would have flown the coop already... right? Right? Let's rethink...

1. He talks about his ex frequently. Hm.
2. He tells you he's not ready for a relationship. Duh...
3. He wants to get into a relationship immediately. If there's no chemistry... no basis...
4. He still hasn't asked you out. Oh the memories...
5. He doesn't let you go near his phone. Or being secretive about his communications. Very skeezy...
6. He doesn't give you butterflies. Yeah... what a problem... 

I take it back. Chalk it up to having been a naive college girl. Oh, there are so many more signs...  But pretty reasonable, pretty obvious. And we ignore them all the time in our idealistic stupor. Thanks, Psychology Today. You helped me waste a little bit of time.