First Time

I don't think this has ever happened to me. I used to scoff at all the little girls who got so possessive and irrationally jealous and harpish when their favorite celebrity/idol starts to date someone. It has finally happened. I am put out by Scarlett Johansson. You took Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who was never mine to begin with and 99.99999% chance never will be, away from me! Curses!

I am a despicable human being...