Thursday, December 8, 2011

Pork

I fucking hate pork. It just feels so dirty, and pigs, they don't have any use other than to be eaten. They are raised to be eaten. I mean, you could keep them as pets but would you? I understand the cultures that forbid the consumption of pork... Unclean, rolling around in the mud... Bacon rolling around your tongue as it crisps and crunches... The delicious pork belly fat so tender, so chewy... Whoever came up with ham is a genius... Briny, salty ham... that perfect resistance to your teeth biting into the muscle, the flesh. Oscar Meyer Lunchables ham... Dammit, I'm salivating.

Oh, I love you, piggy.

1 comment:

  1. well what purpose does any animal have? non-domesticated animals serve an ecological purpose within their ecosystem, but other than that, all existence just exists to exist.

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