FVXXI

My problem with FVXXI doesn't just stem from their abhorrant business practices and bible-thumping, suing-the-people-with-opinions ways. I could put that aside if they made some great clothing. They don't. They almost do. I remember the days when FVXXI was wonderful and every girl wanted to shop there and I could wear FVXXI clothing and not look tacky. Now, that place makes my head hurt. I keep going back, to see if they've changed their ways. I went today. I was disappointed. I swear, the reason why they put up beautiful clothes then destroy them by adding something truly fugly is so that they don't get sued any more than they already do from "legit" designers. Chanel tweed jacket... but it's not Chanel because it has huge plastic studs at the neckline, so therefore it's not plagiarism, hah!

My close friend found a beautiful sweater from there recently. Lord knows how she found it because I got nothing. Zilch. Nada.

Reasons FVXXI Sucks:

1. The music is too loud. Seriously? If I can hear the thumping bass of the pseudo-hipster Christmas track you have on loop from muzak, it's too loud. This isn't a club. It's 10AM, people are waking up. I already have a migraine.
2. That is such a cute top!... Oh wait. Nevermind, the back of the cute top has this gash in the form of an abnoxious zipper that doesn't complement the top's color scheme at all.
3. Where's a sales associate? Where's a sales associate? Oh, excuse me--- damn. 
4. Where's a sales associate?
5. I want a sweater. Where can I find a sweater? Oh... wait. There's sweaters everywhere. You mean to tell me that everything's just kind of sorted by section depending on if you want raunchy sexy time or if you are still in middle school? So, if I want a sweater I need to decide if I want a sweater with tit-holes or a turtleneck sweater that goes down to my toes? Do you, like, have, like, normal sweaters? You don't know where they are? I just have to walk around and find them? Okay......... thanks for trying, I guess.
6. Where are the damned sweaters? You know, crewneck, v-neck, turtleneck?
7. That is a beautiful sequin dress. I am finally going to score an awesome black sequin dress for less than $40! *peanut butter jelly time*
8. Wait. What the fuck are these huge plastic jewels on the waist?
9. GODDAMN IT, FVXII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. I'll take these fake pearls for $4.60, please.